Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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