Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
