me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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