How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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