id be glad to
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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