are you still at the devil's house?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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