Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The feeling are messing with the penis
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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