I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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