like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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