I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
