The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
