I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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