She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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