It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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