ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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