I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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