I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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