Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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