wat bout pragnant strippers??
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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