im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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