My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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