I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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