It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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