If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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