I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the day after is always just damage control
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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