he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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