Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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