You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just want nice things and good sex
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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