I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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