i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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