some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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