she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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