we have pet lesbian snakes
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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