Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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