I feel like I'm in dance class right now
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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