Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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