they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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