Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
