and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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