omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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