great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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