Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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