It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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