Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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