can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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