great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
