Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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