Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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