i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He shit in the fireplace
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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