Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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