What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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